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Here Is one my favorite Anti Jokes

One day, little Johnny passes by his older brother’s room, where he overheard him talking to his girlfriend on the phone. The only phrase Johnny caught was “Purple flowers.” The next day in class, after giving instructions, the teacher asks if anyone has any questions. Johnny raises his hand and asks, “What are purple flowers?” The teacher goes, “Johnny, I will not tolerate that kind of language in my classroom. Go sit in the hall and think about what you’ve done.”

He goes out and sits in the hall when another teacher walks by and sees him. The teacher asks Johnny, “What are you doing sitting in the hall?”

“I asked a stupid question.”

“What was the stupid question?”

“What are purple flowers?”

“Johnny, go to the principal’s office. Now.”

When he gets there, the principal tells him, “You’re a good student, Johnny. You haven’t gotten in trouble before. So why are you here now?”

“I was sitting in the hall.”

“Why were you sitting in the hall?”

“I asked a stupid question.”

“What was the stupid question?”

“What are purple flowers?”

“Johnny, go home early. You’re suspended for the rest of the month.”

Johnny goes home and his mother asks him, “Why are you home so early, dear? It’s only noon.”

“I was sent to the principal’s office.”

“Why were you sent to the principal’s office?”

“I was sitting in the hall.”

“Why were you sitting in the hall?”

“I asked a stupid question.”

“What was the stupid question?”

“What are purple flowers?”

“Johnny, I’m kicking you out of this house. No son of mine is asking that.”

Johnny is now homeless. He decides to get a job at McDonald’s. Now keep in mind he’s, like, twelve. He gets the job, but after about an hour on his shift, the CEO stops him and says, “So we’ve looked at your record, and you’re severely underage. Why are you getting a job at McDonald’s anyway?”

“I got kicked out of my house.”

“Why were you kicked out of your house?”

“I was sent to the principal’s office.”

“Why were you sent to the principal’s office?”

“I was sitting in the hall.”

“Why were you sitting in the hall?”

“I asked a stupid question.”

“What was the stupid question?”

“What are purple flowers?”

“Johnny, you’re fired.”

Johnny is now both homeless and unemployed. He has no money, no supplies, nothing. He sits next to a hobo on the side of the road. The hobo looks at him and goes, “What’s a kid like you doing sitting out here alone?”

“I got fired from McDonald’s.”

“Why were you fired from McDonald’s?”

“I got kicked out of my house.”

“Why were you kicked out of your house?”

“I was sent to the principal’s office.”

“Why were you sent to the principal’s office?”

“I was sitting in the hall.”

“Why were you sitting in the hall?”

“I asked a stupid question.”

“What was the stupid question?”

“What are purple flowers?”

“Oh, you know what? I heard someone talking about purple flowers just a few minutes ago,” says the hobo. “Yeah, and he’s on the other side of the road there.” Johnny looks over and sees his brother on the other side of the road. Relieved, he goes to resolve the problem by asking the man himself. Johnny takes two eager steps onto the road and gets run over by an eighteen-wheeler.

The moral of the story is to always look both ways before crossing the road.


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jimmyb
February 13, 2018 @ 10:18 pm
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